I had a dentist appointment earlier and the dentist really went overboard with the freezing considering it was just one cavity. As I was walking home, I felt like my smile was totally lopsided, which is an odd sensation. And it’s been three hours and I still can’t properly move my lips to drink water without drooling on myself. 

My sister offered the extremely helpful advice, “Maybe you could just get a jug with a spout and pour it directly into your mouth.”

Family love, y’all.