I know what I’d do if I had one of those shows. 

“Um excuse me, hello. Right. Let’s have a look at you. Well I wouldn’t wear that top but you look comfortable. Are you?”

“Yeah.”

“Do you like it?”

“Yeah.”

“Do you care that others may not like it?”

“No.” 

“Brilliant then, wear that then. Bye.” 

OK, Miranda is genuinely hilarious.