On Friday I was sitting on the patio at work, eating a veggie burger. This woman that I sort of know kept looking over at me from where she was smoking. Eventually she came over and was like, “I’m not going to judge you because I just ate a slice of banana bread.” She said this like she was doing me some kind of grand favour. 

1. Banana bread ≠ burger

2. Why would she judge me for eating anything?

3. WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?