Some of the questions are pretty standard: name, age, occupation, gender. How would your friends describe you? What do you look for in a man?

Some are a bit off: weight, height. What is your most important possession and why? (maybe this is why the women on this show are so princessy because they’re asked about their favourite possession!)

But here is my favourite: “Give us a dating history. Have you ever been in love? If no, why not (hahahahahaha), and if yes, tell us your love story! Or tell us your funny first date story!”

Hahahahahahahahaha. Why not! What a bunch of intrusive jerks!

*Just to clarify, I am not applying to be on the show. OR AM I?**

**I am not.