February 2012
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People of the internet, I need your opinions.
I’ve been thinking that I need a new computer for uh, about a year now. My Macbook is about 5 years old now, and although it got me through the last years of undergrad, I think I may have broken its spirit a bit, and now it’s a bit of a jerk. Liiiiike:
it randomly shuts itself off (this happens probably once a day?)
it shuts itself off anytime I try to watch a video (which is why I...
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(Things To Forget Him By)
1) Order your steak bloody, your whiskey, straight up.
2) Purchase sensible things you’ve needed for some time: ink cartridge, rain gear, vacuum-cleaner bags.
3) Picture him tasting the congealed frosting of wedding cake samples, talking to the blonde-tipped florist, checking his watch every fifth word.
4) Remember all the places his hands have (haven’t) been and all the places you wish his...
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Berenstain Bears co-creator Jan Berenstain dies →
whiteliesandtryingtimes:
This books started my love of reading. They were my absolute favourite as a kid.
I must have read The Berenstain Bears and Too Much Junk Food like a hundred times as a kid! :(
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things that I'm currently hating: dudes
I was walking home from the subway today, and I nearly bumped into some old bald dude on my way out of the door and he stared at me a bit, and I thought nothing of it.
Then I went into a shoe store to see how much Keds are, and I noticed that the same dude was looking at some men’s shoes at the other side of the store, but he kept looking at me, and I thought, “That’s a bit...
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life-saving secret!
Here is something I think you all need to know!
So after the breakup I kind of stopped sleeping? And that sucked, because I love sleep. I remembered my mom emailing me about a hypnobirth website with free lessons on it. So I downloaded one of the lessons, and one night when I couldn’t sleep, I lay down and listened to the track… and woke up eight hours later feeling awesome and feel...
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don't ever apologize for posting pictures of...
femmesandfamily:
Fill your blog with your own face
Show off your arms, thighs, ass, shoulders
Make pages and pages of your own teeth and hair
Dedicate space to loving the cracks in your lips and the chewed parts of your fingers
And if you are called vain, then you have succeeded
In getting others to notice
How fucking beautiful and important you are
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not romantic
(warning: this might get gushy)
The other day we were talking about how I was going to see the Vow with some lady friends, and Will was like, “But you’re not into that romantic stuff, right?” and I was like, “Uh, do you have any idea how many times I’ve watched Pride and Prejudice? Like a thousand!” but he still seemed unconvinced.
I think his confusion is...
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considering I'm the older sister, I might be the...
Katie: Can you carry the soda?
Me: I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah, where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda. S-O-D-A, SODA!
Katie: Do you have a song for EVERYthing?
Me: Probably.
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watchin' Teen Mom
Does Chelsea seriously buy her entire wardrobe at Pink? Jesus. I wish I could wear sweatpants and Uggs all the time, but sadly I don’t work in a tanning salon.
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healthy livin'
I ate baby carrots for snack and went to pilates and was SO PROUD of myself….
and then for dinner I had deep fried mozzarella sticks and beer? And then came home and ate some of my sister’s homemade Snickers cheesecake? OH WELL. Life is about balance, right?
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adventures in being slovenly
I decided to allow myself a total frump day today. Like, no makeup, comfy work clothes, left the house with my hair still damp. And I was like, I deserve this!
1. I have the winter blahs.
2. It’s only Wednesday. And it’s only the middle of February and there is still so much winter left to get through
3. I was out late both Monday and Tuesday night so I’m a bit zapped.
4....
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valentines day
Dear sweet tumblr, did you know that if it wasn’t for Valentines Day, I wouldn’t have started this tumblr? Three years ago, I had been dating this boy for a few months and then he stood me up on Valentines Day! True story. It was totally out of the blue and heart crushing, and a few days afterwards I joined tumblr to try and distract myself with cute things and cat photos.
I used to...
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here's my number, so call me, maybe?
I finally learned how to make ringtones for my phone after having it for uh, five months. One of the first songs I thought to turn into a ringtone was Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe”. My sister informed me that I am a 12-year-old girl. I’m fine with this.
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