January 2010
Secondhand stories
Apparently at some point last night, I was yell meowing on the streets of Montreal in order to bring the cats to me. Shockingly, this was unsuccessful.
This entire weekend has just been a blur of massive amounts of wine with dinner, freezing walks to acquire said wine, and much soccertalk. I don’t hate soccertalk, it’s just like listening to people speak a second language that...
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Car washes with tri-colour foam are my new favourite thing ever.
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“Bye Dad.”
– realpeterjette, to me. And then I laughed so hard I nearly fell down the stairs.
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940:
i am a terrible liar.
Dear nine four zero,
I am too. I don’t know if it’s the lack of eye contact or the elaborate backstories I concoct. I guess neither of us will ever make it as a spy. Sadface.
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“Can’t I be the friend in the group whose trademark is his well-defined...”
– Joel McHale has been one of my favourite people since someone showed me the Spaghetti Cat segment on the Soup. I’m so glad he’s on Community.
wornout-astronaut:
copycats:
Boy From School...
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GUESS WHO NO LONGER HAS TO STEAL WIFI SIGNALS/SPEND HOURS IN STARBUCKS USING FREE INTERNET? MEEEEEEEE!
I’M SO EXCITED!
AHHHHH.
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Coffee Can Save Your Life, Maybe - Gothamist →
brentgilliard:
magicrob:
Two cups per day reduces the risk of suicide? That’s great! As a non-driving, non-drug dealing young person, suicide is probably the biggest threat to my life right now.
Lack of coffee does make me suicidal sometimes. Those six months I banned myself from caffeine were probably the most stressful of my life.
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Just tell them how you feel. Is anyone going to die? No. But one day, you will. Would you like to do that before or after you tell them?
- I Wrote This For You
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