If you are depressed, please know that you are not alone. Please get help. If...– Dooce
Last night I went into the kitchen and my three male roommates were all wearing white crew-neck tees. Then my female roommate came in and we realized we were both wearing grey tees. It was pretty embarrassing for all of us and led to a lot of jokes about teams and shirts versus skins (girl roommate: “We call shirts!”). I’m really going to miss those stupid jerks sometimes.
There’s never a good reason to work 50 hours. There’s always a good...– Drew
I’ve found a great secret to happiness and success in relationships:...– tacit
We picked up little things from each other; random phrases, nicknames, and...– (via littlemiss) (via breathsoftruth) (via rainier)
SOMEONE WROTE A MISSED CONNECTION ABOUT ME! I THINK CAPS LOCK IS PRETTY JUSTIFIABLE IN THIS INSTANCE! OH MAN. Deep breath. Wow. I mean, a REAL missed connection! I’m so excited.
Mom: wasn't 30Rock funny???
me: it was soooo good! i lol'd several times
Mom: ha ha. I bet you did. I think your father was rolling on the floor ROFL several times
me: ha! when you say ROFL, you don't have to spell it out too!
Mom: ya.... I wasn't going to use the ROFL but then I wanted to show you how cool I am that I know that!!! tee hee
me: i'm pretty impressed that you know internet slang i used when i was 13.
let it go - the smashed word broken open vow or the oath cracked length wise...– e. e. cummings