Hey, it’s winter carb-loading time! I’m just going to eat a lot of potatoes.
14
Dec
20-something former indie music snob. resident of small town ontario.
likes: heavy antiques, napping in sunlight, chocolate caramel pretzels and TAL.
14
Dec
We have blue soup to start, orange pudding to end, and, well, for a main course you have, uh, congealed green gunge.
Bridget: How’s it look?
Mark: Uh, great. It’s, um, blue.
Bridget: Blue?
Mark: No, but, blue is good. If you ask me there isn’t enough blue food.
Bridget: Oh, shit! It must be the string.
Mark: Oh, it’s string soup?
Colin Firth might be at his best in Bridget Jones’s Diary. As Jack Donaghy says, the man can wear a sweater.
14
Dec
focusing on the positive
the fact that my cat and i have come to an understanding. she loves my body warmth and company. i like her body warmth and company. we’re pretty much soul mates that way except i am far more considerate of her comfort and needs than she is of mine.
True of all pets, really. Bloody animals.
14
Dec
Dad: So I had one of those drinks where you drop a shot of Jager into a glass of Red Bull.
Me: You mean a Jagerbomb?
Dad: Yes, that’s it.
It’s so cute when parents try to impress their kids with their ability to consume alcohol.
14
Dec
A cat named Steve McQueen has his own TV show.
The best part is when he slides down something, so so badass.
14
Dec
Look how cute my sister is. But also, a giant nerd. Three minutes after this photo, she was sliding around our floor in her socks. She stops. “Hey, who needs an elliptical machine! You can just slide around like this!” (pretends to ski on the spot) And people wonder why I think I’m cooler than her.
14
Dec
Fact: all cats like bags.
14
Dec
My contribution to decorating was putting various Christmas related things in vases.
14
Dec
I made a snowman. He was tiny but he was so cute. And then my dog ate him. It was highly aggravating.
